Letters / Bard in the bog?
Too late for entry [to Shetland Library’s Bards in the Bog project], but just in case it’s worth a mention:
I can’t expect, to ever collect,
literary recognition.
When I air my views on Shetland loos,
whilst in a squat position.
But it has to said,
that Shakespeare’s dead,
and prose now closed for Mcgonagall,
so let’s make a case to fill that space,
with examples of bogroll doggerel.
John Laurenson,
Toft